Friday, March 5, 2010

What I Had for Breakfast

It’s Friday, and that means diet out the window with a triple venti latte, washed down with a sinful Panini loaded with cheese, ham and lots of fat, mmmm! Here’s what else I consumed for breakfast:

Invasion of the body snatchers? – actually they’re just body scanners being installed at 11 airports around the country reports USA Today. Does that mean we now have to check-in 5 hours before flight time? And definitely no more sticking things down your undies!

Everyone loves a winner, especially in the form of an Oscar – not wanting to miss out on any moula from the Hurt Locker’s success, U.S. Army Master Sgt. Jeffrey Sarver thinks the film is about him and wants his cut of the profits – stat! I wonder if he’s heard the Carly Simon song, “You’re So Vain”?

Don’t shop till you get enough!
– queue Michael Jackson and let the plastic swiping begin. Tax refund checks mean a payola for the nations retailers – the NRF can rejoice! I guess Americans need so many new TV/gadgets/crap after a year of living without. Savings? Who needs them! Being a frugalista was definitely overated.

Nothing like slamming down those tequila shots after a win on the Le Mans Series
– I wonder if Patron will the “presenting sponsor” for the body shots taking place later in the day?

Bananas in Pyjamas…. and now your undies
– I have a thing with undies today. My homies down under have created a range of men’s undies made with banana fibre. That certainly gives a new twist to sticking a banana down your pants…

Want to live in a mental home? Hang on, I thought I already did! Fast Company has a great little slide show of mental homes that have been converted into normal, ahem, homes.

Ok, enough of the craziness. Happy Friday all!

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